Most awkward doctor visit... ever.

Last week, my love and I took a visit to her doctor's office to get the
results from a blood test she took that past Friday. Originally, Sharon
was supposed to go with her mom, but since she had to take a make up
test for Ms. Moore's class, her mom's lazy ass decided she could go on
her own. After fighting with her, saying she wasn't going to let her go
alone, she decided to stay home because my love was going to be a couple
of minutes late. What an ass. Anyways, her and I got to the doctor's
office pretty quickly, went upstairs, and sat in the waiting room,
patiently sitting while we waited to be called. Oh, did I mention that
the office was in THE HEART OF CHINATOWN?! I stuck out like a sore
thumb. I was 6'2", everyone else was 5'5ish, I was White, everyone was
Asian, and I was the only one with the most beautiful girl in town.
After a bit of playing around, flirting, giggling, and a whole lot of
smiling, it was preeeeety obvious that the cute little asian girl and I
were way more than just friends. Needless to say, everyone, kids, old
people, everyone was staring at us like we had a dead cat on our heads.
I wonder what they were thinking... o.o
Anyways, After a bit, her doctor came out, saw me laying on Sharon's
lap, and figured I was her boyfriend, so he invited me inside to talk
with them. He chatted with her about the results, what she had and
didn't have, what she needed, and what she should do. After a bit, he
asked Sharon to give him a urine sample, leaving him and I alone. This
wasn't fun... okay, maybe just a bit.
He shut the door and began shooting away with questions. First he asked,
"so do you use protection all the time?" I said yes. I already knew what
to say due to what Sharon told me he asked and what her answers were
before, but that didn't really make it any better. He then asked, while
pacing around the room, "how many times do you guys do it?" I muttered,
"once a week", knowing that my answer wouldn't make him happy. He gave
me a look, and then said, "Oh... wow... you two are so young... you
shouldn't be so active, you guys should take breaks." I said "yeah,
we'll talk about it"... sike ;D
Right after that, my babe walked in, and he stopped quizzing. He told
her more about her conditions, gave us a prescription for birth control,
and then let us be on our way. We left, picked up the birth control, and
walked home, after a strange... strange day.
Btw... I have to say this...
WOOOOOOOOOOOT WE FINALLY GOT THE FUCKING BIRTH CONTROL
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!!

hehe...<3
--netzfan4life